About Myself

     I was raised by apes in Africa. Yes, I am Lord Greystoke. I do like an occasional banana, but loincloths make me chafe. Anyone that makes a “me Tarzan, you Jane” crack will hear me use my jungle yell to summon 1,000 lions, 900 tigers, 400 rhinos, 200 giraffes and 1 hippopotamus with a sour disposition.


2 Responses to “About Myself”

  1. KaRi from TPSradio.org Says:

    You need to meet http://www.MarquisDeJolie.com

  2. Lucinda McNary Says:

    You are very funny. I think Kevin Smith is getting all his ideas from reading your stuff.

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